Sunday, February 20, 2011

It's the new era that matters.

I met Tom almost 10 years ago.  He was invited to my office, from a client from mine, to talk about an eviction or something.  We met a few months later, maybe weeks, and I fell in love.

Tommy had a dog, Amos.

How I loved that dog.
Here I go, again.  I'm so used to my iphone.  Double space and it's a period and auto correct.  Hyphens, spell check, grammar?  February 19, two days of Vaginas.  What dfo I wan6 to do with  this blog?

I said in the beginning that this was about dogs.

The first, Amos!

This is him in 2003.  That was our fisrt trip across the country.  We drove a Driv-A-way vehicle.  Had to get to South LA by a certain date.


Monday, February 14, 2011


So today is the day of my interview with Mohegan Sun.  3:30 Eastern Time, 12:30 CA time.  Current time:  9:30 AM.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Happy Valentines Day, Tom Tom!

One of my favorite, yet unknown, rendition of "My Funny Valentine."  Happy Valentines Day, Tom Tom!  I love you!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

You know you're from Boston when...

  1. The Red Sox World Series 2004 win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.
  2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
  3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
  4. You went to Canobie Lake Park, Paragon Park, or Water Country as a kid
  5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
  6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
  7. Your social security number starts with a 0
  8. You can actually find your way around Boston .
  9. You know what a "regular" coffee is.
  10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round.
  11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent.
  12. Springfield is located "way out west."
  13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
  14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and Haverhill.
  15. Anyone you don't know is a potential idiot until proven otherwise.
  16. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
  17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol.
  18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.
  19. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot.
  20. You order iced coffee in January
  21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
  22. You love scorpion bowls.
  23. You know what they sell at a Packie.
  24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS.
  25. You know what First Night is.
  26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
  27. McLobster? McCrap!
  28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies.
  29. Sure there are 6 New England states, but Connecticut really doesn't count.
  30. You intentionally give wrong directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself, "Ah, screw them."
  31. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
  32. You're sick of the Kennedy's, but you vote for them anyway.
  33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional!
  34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe.
  35. You've been to Goodtimes before
  36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. (...and they DO).
  37. You have never been to "Cheers."
  38. The words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
  39. You've been to Fenway Pahk several times.
  40. You've gone to at least one party at U Mass.
  41. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.
  42. You know what a Frappe is.
  43. You've been to Hempfest.
  44. You know who Frank Averuch is.
  45. ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
  46. You can complete the following: "Lynn, Lynn ..."
  47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be friggin' Snows.
  48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one.
  49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time.
  50. You never go to "Cape Cod," you go "down the Cape ".
  51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
  52. You know who Whitey Bulger is.
  53. You went to the Swan Boats, House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school.
  54. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams.
  55. You remember Major Mudd.
  56. You know what candlepin bowling is.
  57. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
  58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is.
  59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the coolest guy around. Speaking of which...
  60. You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town
  61. Calling Olive Garden's an "Italian" restaurant is sacrilege
  62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic.
  63. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
  64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town.
  65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't really that much of a surprise.
  66. You call guys you've just met "Chief" or"Boss."
  67. 4:15pm and pitch black out means there's just 3 more shopping days until Christmas
  68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy
  69. You refer to Savin Hill as "Stab 'n Kill."
  70. You've never eaten at Durgin Park, but recommend it to tourists.
  71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it.
  72. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country.
  73. 11pm? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloon!
  74. 2am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast Beef!
  75. 5am? Drunk? It means one thing: You wish you had a blanket in your back seat
  76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
  77. People you don't like are all "Bastids."
  78. You took school or work off for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade
  79. You've called something "wicked pissa."
  80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis.
  81. Saturday afternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman
  82. Sunday mornings meant the Three Stooges on Channel 38
  83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
  84. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fisherman.
  85. You know that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox
  86. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time.
  87. Your town has at least 6 sub shops, and none of them are a Subway.
  88. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie.
  89. 20 degrees isn't that bad as long as there's no wind.
  90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden
  91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice 's Restaurant.
  92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was Athah Feedlah.
  93. You know what the Combat Zone is (was)
  94. You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
  95. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
  96. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop
  97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night
  98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual.
  99. Hearing an old lady shout "Numbah 96 for Sioux City!" means it's time for steak
  100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann and Hope